[He nudges the carton with his foot. The shards of pyrite are covered in shell and yolk, but they're pretty-well shattered. There's no putting that back together, not even with eggy glue.]
Looks to me as though he shattered his own gem somehow, probably in one of his own drunken stumbles.
[He has to admit, for a very brief moment he'd wondered if she'd taken his advice to be discreet and decisive a bit too seriously. He isn't sure whether, if that were the case, he'd be disturbed or impressed.
Probably both.
Either way he doesn't mention it. It's clear from her reaction that this was not her doing.]
[She sighs a little-- glad that Roland didn't straight up murder Rick. It was kind of surreal in a way though, how she'd only just talked about exacting revenge on the guy and suddenly he's dead.]
[Wait a minute.]
You thought I had something to do with this, didn't you?
He kneels down on his haunches, holding the phone between his head and his shoulder while he begins to pick through the eggy mess. He can't very well just leave these shards out here: they all know what happens to broken gems. He isn't yet sure whether or not the disease that makes cracked gems go monstrous can effect ones broken to this degree, which means it's best to err on the side of caution. These will need to be watched.]
Something so petty wouldn't be worth killing over even if you did have killing in you.
[Beatrice lets out a bittersweet breath. Scoff? Laugh? It's hard to tell. She really wasn't sure how to feel about that comment. In her gut it felt like she was supposed to appreciate it.]
[It is neither a compliment nor an insult in Roland's view. It's simply the truth. Beatrice is a strong girl and skilled in her own ways but she's no killer.]
Keep him, for now.
[He picks another shard from the egg and drops it into the palm of his right hand with the rest.]
We'll want to watch the pieces, see that they don't reform into anything more dangerous than he already was.
[It also looks horribly like Rhea's cat, which gave her a nasty start, but she's not about to say so. She is going to quickly delete the picture, though]
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Date: 2015-11-10 07:57 am (UTC)is u ?
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Date: 2015-11-10 07:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-10 08:01 am (UTC)this is what he does when he's out, he just takes phone pics of birds and sends them to her
Date: 2015-11-10 10:30 am (UTC)y u hide ?
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Date: 2015-11-10 08:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-16 02:51 am (UTC)Call
Date: 2015-11-15 03:56 pm (UTC)Hey, bud-[urp]-dy. Y-y-you got Prince Albert in a can?
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Date: 2015-11-15 11:19 pm (UTC)Uuh.. no? Who is this?
[Isn't the whole point of this joke to get a "yes"?]
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Date: 2015-11-15 11:22 pm (UTC)[gdi he is going to salvage this joke.]
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Date: 2015-11-16 12:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-16 12:59 am (UTC)[NOT CONFIRMING OR DENYING ANYTHING.]
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Date: 2015-11-16 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-16 02:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-16 02:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-16 03:01 am (UTC)[He hangs up...and the phone rings ten seconds later.]
Is Oliver there.
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Date: 2015-11-16 03:04 am (UTC)[Beatrice has entered full shitlord mode]
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Date: 2015-11-16 03:05 am (UTC)What about Jacques.
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Date: 2015-11-16 03:11 am (UTC)Please tell me this isn't about some beef you have with Ford. Look, I just live here-- go bother him directly.
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Date: 2015-11-16 03:14 am (UTC)[And he falls into a terrible "Ford must die" concentration.]
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Date: 2015-11-16 03:22 am (UTC)I'm just as surprised as you but here I am.
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Date: 2015-11-16 03:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-16 03:32 am (UTC)YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN EGGING OUR HOUSE!
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Date: 2015-11-16 03:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-16 03:40 am (UTC)Look I don't know what your deal is with Ford-- hell, I don't even know you but stop taking it out on me just because I live here.
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Date: 2015-11-16 06:03 pm (UTC)Call
Date: 2015-11-23 08:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-23 08:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-23 08:29 am (UTC)You very well know already that it's me. That's not the important thing here.
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Date: 2015-11-23 08:32 am (UTC)Alright then what is the important thing?
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Date: 2015-11-23 08:34 am (UTC)[He expects this will get an immediate Beatrice-y response and so waits for that to pass before he elaborates.]
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Date: 2015-11-23 08:38 am (UTC)EXCUSE ME? He's dead? As in the guy who just called us all up a few days ago is dead? What happened-- did you happen?
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Date: 2015-11-23 08:44 am (UTC)[He nudges the carton with his foot. The shards of pyrite are covered in shell and yolk, but they're pretty-well shattered. There's no putting that back together, not even with eggy glue.]
Looks to me as though he shattered his own gem somehow, probably in one of his own drunken stumbles.
[He has to admit, for a very brief moment he'd wondered if she'd taken his advice to be discreet and decisive a bit too seriously. He isn't sure whether, if that were the case, he'd be disturbed or impressed.
Probably both.
Either way he doesn't mention it. It's clear from her reaction that this was not her doing.]
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Date: 2015-11-23 08:55 am (UTC)[She sighs a little-- glad that Roland didn't straight up murder Rick. It was kind of surreal in a way though, how she'd only just talked about exacting revenge on the guy and suddenly he's dead.]
[Wait a minute.]
You thought I had something to do with this, didn't you?
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Date: 2015-11-23 09:07 am (UTC)[No reason to lie.
He kneels down on his haunches, holding the phone between his head and his shoulder while he begins to pick through the eggy mess. He can't very well just leave these shards out here: they all know what happens to broken gems. He isn't yet sure whether or not the disease that makes cracked gems go monstrous can effect ones broken to this degree, which means it's best to err on the side of caution. These will need to be watched.]
Something so petty wouldn't be worth killing over even if you did have killing in you.
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Date: 2015-11-25 09:14 pm (UTC)[Not knowing how to feel, she moves on.]
So what are you gonna do with him?
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Date: 2015-11-25 09:41 pm (UTC)Keep him, for now.
[He picks another shard from the egg and drops it into the palm of his right hand with the rest.]
We'll want to watch the pieces, see that they don't reform into anything more dangerous than he already was.
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Date: 2015-11-26 05:47 am (UTC)Hmm I don't know if we have room for two pets but if you insist.
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Date: 2015-11-26 05:49 am (UTC)[Ah, yes. The one thing that truly brings this family together: bitching about Rick Sanchez.]
Text/picture message. susan's discovered the internet.
Date: 2016-03-11 05:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-03-12 05:30 am (UTC)not enough wrinkles if you ask me but close enough
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Date: 2016-03-12 10:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-03-13 04:30 am (UTC)attatchment:
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Date: 2016-03-13 04:26 pm (UTC)a mutie plucked chicken
with a rattail
[It also looks horribly like Rhea's cat, which gave her a nasty start, but she's not about to say so. She is going to quickly delete the picture, though]